Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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