im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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