Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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