Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just want nice things and good sex
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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