I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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