Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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