I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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