You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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