Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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