"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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