Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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