if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
