and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
my poor anus
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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