thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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