so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just gargled with NyQuil
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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