Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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