whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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