IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Randomize
