Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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