Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
