Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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