i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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