Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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