There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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