I can't watch pbs sober anymore
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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