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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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