I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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