Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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