Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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