i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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