U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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