playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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