We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I will die if light touches me.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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