I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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