Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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