I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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