Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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