So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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