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Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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