We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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