that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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