Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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