It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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