What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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