This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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