this is totally a myth that gets passed around. nobody does this. and even if you did, of course you would wash it, i dont care how dumb you are. and if you were dumb enough not to, exactly, then you'd have to be sitting there with your legs open for forever until a fly not only landed on it, but laid eggs. totally false.
who F'ing cares if it's real? Not only did you read it... you clicked the reply button because you were interested. Not our fault all you could think to post is "it's not real" DORK
this happened to a girl at a high school, one of my friends is friend with the girl, they didnt have lube but they had mayo.....she sleeps naked and yea....she goes to a high school close to mine and my friend had to transfer there.
It's an urban legend that a guy and girl liked to use food. He left his tuna and mayo sandwich out on the counter all day, it attracted flies and the flies laid eggs on it. The boyfriend spread the tuna/mayo on his girl and didn't lick all of it off, so... yeah.
I've heard the same thing about grapes.
bullshit. The OP probably wears a tinfoil hat to keep the alien waves out of his head. The truth is out there --- and the truth is that the OP is one dumb motherfucker!
wow i heard this about a girl that lives near me YEARSSSS ago... i hope that the story just spread across the country and not that someone else is stupid enough to use it as lube.
unless there are two girls who did this and had the same results, that girl went to my school. Which is funny because i live in southern New Hampshire and 734 is Michigan...she was a slutt though... Wouldnt be surprised if word reached you
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