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(562): View more from California

Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night

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(419): View more from Ohio

That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"

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(941): View more from Florida

It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.

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Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.

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(440): View more from Ohio

i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.

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(903): View more from Texas

Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties

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(757): View more from Virginia

At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous

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