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  I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.

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  You make your fellow Jews happy.

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• I <3 Jews

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 31, 10 at 1:16pm

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• I am a Jew

  Submitted by masterDEbater666 on Mar 31, 10 at 11:47am

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• I'm a german uh oh

  Submitted by Dr_sparkles on Mar 31, 10 at 11:49am

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• Woooooo! FC Jews

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 12:11am

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• Das juden! Die!

  Submitted by blaisey on Apr 1, 10 at 12:07am

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• im not a jew

  Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Mar 31, 10 at 11:09am

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• Sounds like Passover.

  Submitted by lemonjuice on Mar 31, 10 at 12:43pm

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• your text looks pretty sober to me :P

  Submitted by hearmeRoor on Mar 31, 10 at 1:49pm

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• Holocaust shouldn't have happened

  Submitted by Sexyboyy on Apr 1, 10 at 12:24pm

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• Lol. Been there. Took me eight tries to finally give up. Great night hahaha

  Submitted by cbomblisse on Dec 18, 10 at 9:42am

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• fuckin win!

  Submitted by spunky87 on Apr 1, 10 at 7:54pm

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• Ha that's funny omg

  Submitted by graystar on Aug 18, 10 at 11:42pm

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• Even when I'm drunk or high I make my texts are completely legible...even though it takes forever to go back and fix words.

  Submitted by mrtcool on Apr 1, 10 at 5:47am

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• Heil Hitler!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 7:35am

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