If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
