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  Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.

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• Why was your eye in a club toilet?

  Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jan 6, 11 at 6:12pm

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• You kids and your metaphors these days.

  Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 6, 11 at 1:41pm

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• If this isn't a bad night I don't know what is.

  Submitted by zachneedg2 on Jan 6, 11 at 1:39pm

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• Thats just how he picks up chicks!

  Submitted by jeqdc on Jan 11, 11 at 10:12pm

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• I think by "toilet" the op meant bathroom. The English say it that way.

  Submitted by Steve_man on Jan 7, 11 at 7:58pm

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• Stay classy UK.

  Submitted by wavesquirrel on Feb 17, 11 at 4:47am

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• First

  Submitted by zachneedg2 on Jan 6, 11 at 1:38pm

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• He's The One!

  Submitted by bobkat on Jan 9, 11 at 6:32pm

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