i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Damn victory sex feels great
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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