I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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