She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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