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• And why not?

  Submitted by =]] on Sep 29, 12 at 3:10pm

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• Unless he doodles one on it. Ideally with a monocle

  Submitted by diddlemethis on Sep 29, 12 at 11:13pm

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• Any sober person will respond "because it isn't a face". Or is that only me would say such?

  Submitted by actcohen on Sep 29, 12 at 9:19pm

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• Cannot? Or will not? Because it sounds more like the latter.

  Submitted by Wesley_Sniper on Sep 29, 12 at 1:59pm

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• I cannot face time with your penis.

  Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 29, 12 at 4:02pm

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• Meet him halfway, call it HeadOn. Don't give him the shaft. Although, I will say there is a vas deferens between a dick and his face. ...okay, I think I exhausted my dick pun inventory.

  Submitted by Croooooooooow on Sep 29, 12 at 10:45pm

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• Maybe she doesn't want to air blow him.

  Submitted by Pronfairy on Sep 29, 12 at 11:31pm

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• Eighty Eight

  Submitted by Eightyeight on Sep 29, 12 at 1:40pm

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  • 'sup, Rob

    Submitted by Demfolk90 on Sep 29, 12 at 1:53pm

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  • Number of times he had his "Uncle's" penis in his face before breakfast today.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Oct 1, 12 at 6:16am

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