Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
When are your genitals available?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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