why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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