I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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